


"I Cried, I Died, I Peed My Pants" T-Shirt
The shirt that says what everyone's thinking during those savage leg days. Not for the weak or easily offended – this is for the real ones who know what it's like to give everything in a workout and then some. Perfect for letting everyone know you push past your limits until your body starts doing weird shit. Wear it to the gym as a warning to others that you're not there to mess around, or wear it out in public to immediately identify other fitness psychos. Either way, you're guaranteed to make people either laugh or slowly back away – both acceptable reactions.
Features & Benefits
Premium cotton blend that won't show your sweat stains (or other... accidents)
Brutally honest messaging that separates the real lifters from the posers
Perfect conversation starter for finding your fellow fitness freaks
Hilarious way to announce your presence on leg day
Durable construction that lasts through endless washing (which you'll need)
The shirt that says what everyone's thinking during those savage leg days. Not for the weak or easily offended – this is for the real ones who know what it's like to give everything in a workout and then some. Perfect for letting everyone know you push past your limits until your body starts doing weird shit. Wear it to the gym as a warning to others that you're not there to mess around, or wear it out in public to immediately identify other fitness psychos. Either way, you're guaranteed to make people either laugh or slowly back away – both acceptable reactions.
Features & Benefits
Premium cotton blend that won't show your sweat stains (or other... accidents)
Brutally honest messaging that separates the real lifters from the posers
Perfect conversation starter for finding your fellow fitness freaks
Hilarious way to announce your presence on leg day
Durable construction that lasts through endless washing (which you'll need)